Impossible. For humans it’s impossible to fly. At least without some big devices.
The other day I saw an old wrinkly. He flew by means of a pocket watch.
He threw the watch high into the air. As it was attached to his waistcoat with a chain it simply took him with it. For steering he simply corrected the flight path with his hands. And as he decelerated after a while he just pushed the watch away from himself.
Veeeery elegant, but that gentleman was in good practice.
What a pity that I couldn’t learn about neither watch brand nor modell, nor name or address of the gentleman.
Right now, I’m in a preposterous situation for who would believe me?
